My To Do List (started like 1998? so kinda dated)

• Erin Andrews, my favorite sideline reporter, what a chest, what a face, what an ass

• Jordan from that sucky MTV Sorority show, She's MINT

• Summer Altice, heard her on Stern, .. pic damn she is HOT

• Chick from "Bring it On", Eliza Dushku

• Chick in "Traffic" who the crack dealer nailed, Erika Christensen

• Chick who played Velma in the sucky Scooby Doo movie, Linda Cardellini

• Chick from Survivor, Sarah? Nice tits?

• Chick In "Jeepers Creepers" she gets hotter every time I watch that movie

• Chick In "Planet of the Apes" and that race car movie, by the way "your movies suck"

• Blond Chick in "Queer as Folk", I wanna try to turn her straight

• Kim Catrall while the one who looks like Ruth Buzzi watches

• Chick who use to play bass in Hole, Melissa something

• Stern's gf Beth, who is using Stern to further her career, you go girl!

• Chick in "40 days 40 nights", Shannyn Sossamon, lets throw Josh in the sack too, hee hee

• Chick on "Un declared" who was in FHM, or Stuff, or Maxim, all the same right?

• Chick On "The Fast & Furious" who was bangin Vin Diesel

• Vin Diesel, just kidding

• Chick On Regis and Kathy but not Kathy, the replacement, Kelly

• Shakira, but i don't know any of her songs, I hate MTV

• Mandy Moore, when she's blonde

• James King, while I call her Jimmy

• Ashley Harkleroad, when she's 18

• Chick at Dunkin Donuts drive thru, on Second St.

• Chick in Coyote Ugly that likes to fight, brunette one

• Rachel Leigh Cook cuz she looks good sometimes

• Red head from 'That 70s Show'

• That Piper whats her name from Coyote Ugly, by the way, the Movie SUCKS

• I guess any chick on the Maxim  Hot 100

• Peg Bundy

• The hot chick from Survivor 2, Amy?

• Drea de Matteo, chick who plays Chris's girlfriend on 'The Sopranos'

• The hot chick from Temptation Island, Billy's bitch, what's her name?

• Julia Stiles, chick in "save the last dance"

• Jules Asner, chick on E!, While we are both on E

• Molly Ringwald, now, not like from Sixteen Candles

• Larisa Oleynik from "10 things I hate about you"

• Chick in American Beauty, the one who wanted tits

• Soccer chick who took off her shirt when they won

• The other soccer chick, Mia Ham

• Most US women's soccer team girls

• Chick in Destiny's Child, the middle one who's daddy manages the group

• Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress

• Jenna from Survivor

• Jessica Simpson

• Carson Daly, I'd make him my prison bitch

• Muhammed Ali's daughter, the one who boxes

• Guitarist chick from Kittie, (found out years later, Fallon Bowman)

• Kirsten Dunst, man she is fucking hot

• Saffron Burrows, hot chick from Deep Blue Sea, sharks on steroids

• Joana Prado, chick who plays a Genie on a Brazilian TV Show

• Leslie Stefanson, chick in 'The General's Daughter"

• Christina Aguilera, when she's legal (that tells you how old this page is)

• Sandra Nasic, lead singer of the 'Guano Apes', german band

• Taye Diggs, just kidding, (now he's starring in that ground hog days show)

• Nicole Kidman, finally started thinking she was hot

• Ali Larter, hot chick from Varsity Blues

• Pam Anderson, she's back with Tommy, she's natural again, she's dropping

• Shannon Elizabeth, chick in 'American Pie'

• Ricky Martin, Livin Livida Loco Licki Mi Cocko, just kidding.

• Anna Kournikova, Sorry Pavel

• Stephanie McMahon, she'll be worth TRILLIONS

• Britney Spears

• Chick on 'Saving Private Ryan', grand daughter or something in cemetary, blonde.

• Jaime Pressly, (formerly known as, "That blonde in "Can't Hardly Wait', nice rack, face")

• Claire Danes, with her 'Mod Squad' hairdo

• Jamie Lynn Sigler, Meadow Soprano, when she's 18

• Janine Lindemulder

• Shirley Manson of Garbage

• Debbie Harry, when I was 14, and Blondie was BIG

• Lin Shaye, (Magda from 'Something about Mary')

• Jessica Lange, (King Kong) when I was 11

• Natasha Lyonne

• Sarah Silverman, cuz she is originally from around here

• Jordanna Brewster (Chick from 'The Faculty')

• Buffy with Felicity Watching

• My 5th Grade Teacher, when I was in 5th grade

• All the chicks JoeE has done

• All the chicks Donny has done

• Rachel Blanchard from the Clueless TV Show

• Houston, the pornstar, not the city

• Kimberly Paul, shit!!!

• Cori Nadine, I love that tilted head poolside shot!

• Bea Arthur

• And the rest of the Golden Girls

• Tyra Banks

• Princess Di, shit, sorry

• The lead singer all girl Swedish metal band, found out who she is

• Victoria of the spice girls

• Robin Quivers from Howard Stern

• Howard in a dress

• Monica Lewinsky, cuz of the celeb value

• Raquel Darrian

• Raquel Welch, back in the 70's

• The chick that looks like Marcia Brady

• Marcia Brady, circa 1976

• Teri Lynn Doss, Playboy, like 1988 or so

• Hell, any chick that was a centerfold in Playboy

• Fuck, any chick that was a centerfold in Penthouse

• Gillian Andersen

• My homeroom teacher in 8th grade

• Tonya Harding & Nancy Kerrigan, 3 some

• Teen @ Dunkin Donuts Drive Thru in Londonderry, NH

• Cindy Margolis

• Mrs. Howell from Gilligan's Island

• Ginger

• Mary Ann

• Natasha Henstridge, the chick from Species

• Stephanie Seymour, with Axl Rose crying in the corner

• Ms. Claus

• Mother Nature

• Jenny Jones, when she had big hair and fake tits

• Cindy Crawford

• Paulina Porizkova

• Kiana, the chick from Bodyshaping, is that still on?

• Whisper from the Nitro Girls

• Fuck, All The Nitro Girls

• Sonny, now Tammy Lynn something from ECW

• Sable, while she's suing the WWF

• Jennifer Connelly

• The chick in the movie, 'The Cube', the teen

• Stacey Valentine

• Victoria Silver-someting, Playmate of the Year last year?

• Miss America

• Famke Janssen

• Cory Everson

• Tonya Knight, back in '88

• Hell, Lenda Murray too

• Francine from ECW

• Linda Evangelista, even though my ex thinks she ugly

• Katarina Witt, while in her skating outfit, skates on

• Charlize Theron, who looks like Ashley Judd

• Ashley Judd

• The 2 chicks on Dawson's Creek, he's too much of a pussy

• Mira Sorvino

• The chicks from 'Friends'

• Whoever makes it to the 'Hawaiian Tropic Finals'

• Cher

• Madonna

• Carmen Electra

• Denise Richards, in the pool

• Carol O'Connor, shit, that's a dude, FORGET IT

• The Tushy Girls

• Nikki Cox on that UPN or WB show with the big rack

• Mariah Carey, now that she's nuts

• Lara Flynn Boyle

• Elizabeth Hurley

• Fawcett, back in 1977

• Vivica A. Fox

• Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

• Courtney Love

• Debbie Gibson, back in 1990

• Bananarama, back in 1987

• Jennifer Love Hewitt

• Neve Campbell

• The chick from 'The Craft' with nice full lips, and 'The Waterboy'

• Joan Rivers

• Melissa Rivers

• Joan Jett, back in 1984

• Lisa Marie Presley

• Cameron Diaz

• Salma Hayek

• Sheryl Lee, hooker in John Carpenter's 'Vampires'

• Theresa Russell

• Both chicks from Weird Science, movie & tv show

• Kate Winslet, she's slimming down, I like the accent

• Sofie Formica, TV.COM Host, I use to like her on C-Net

• Katrina Owens, use to be on QVC, like in 1991

• Chick who played Hope on 'Days of our Lives', circa 1987

• Carolt Alt, sorry Fred, she is a Super Model

• Howard's hottest Intern

• Jackie Martling's wife

• The chick who played Howards wife

• The chick who hosts the Playboy show, can I be more vague

• Aaliyah

• Halle Berry

• Tea Leoni

• Jenna Elfman

• Christina Applegate

• Alyssa Milano, now don't sue me

• Jenny McCarthy

• Elle McPherson

• Liv Tyler, with Bruce Willis walking in

• Elizabeth Shue, in Las Vegas, while we are both drunk

• Phoebe Cates, circa, Fast Times

• Jennifer Jason Leigh

• Angelina Jolie, but not if Jon Voight disappoves

• Gwen Steffani, while she sings, "Don't Speak"

• Gwenythe Paltrow, while she calls me 'Brad'

• Serena Altshul, spelling? before the hair cut

• The chick in the "Thriller" video

• That chick that was a NYC cop, and got fired for posing

• Janeane Garofalo

• Jami Gertz, circa 1987, 'The Lost Boys'

• Lisa Spoonhauer, "Caitlin Bree" in 'Clerks'

• Heather Graham

• Stephanie Ittelson, Vegas Waitress in 'Swingers'

• Brooke Langton, "Nikki" in 'Swingers'

• Sharon Stone, circa 1992, 'Basic Instinct'

• Bridgette Wilson, the chick in 'Billy Madison'

• Gina Gershon

• Aunt Ester

• Elizabeth Berkley

• Queen Elizabeth

• Elizabeth Montgomery, circa, 1973

• Elizabeth Taylor, circa 1965

• Nell Carter

• Niki Taylor

• Linda Tripp, cuz no one else will

• Marge Simpson

• Betty Rubble

• Catherine Zeta-Jones, chick in 'Mask Of Zorro'

• Nastassja Kinski, but only a one night stand

• The cast of 'The Facts Of Life" even Natalie and Mrs. G

• Eva Gabor, circa 'Green Acres'

• Barbara Eden, back in 1968, "I Dream Of Jeannie"

• Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo, from 'Petticoat Junction'

• Suzanne Somers

• Laurie Donnelly

• Debra McMichaels, sorry Mongo, I'm only HUMAN, I'm mean Stone Cold, rumor

• Amy Fahdi

• Demi Moore, circa, 'Striptease'

• Bridgette Bardot, before I was born

• Jasmine, one of the Videosecrets Girls

• Apollonia Kotero

• Vanity, back before she was 'reborn'

• Bo Derek, back in '10'

• The Gruesome Twosome, Marge's sisters

• Bridgette Fonda, circa, 'Point of No Return'

• Jenny McCarthy

• Kelly McGillis, circa, 'Top Gun'

• Melanie Griffith, in that movie where she's a hooker

• Nicole Eggert

• Penny Price, former bodybuilder, circa 1989

• Jennifer Lopez

• Michelle Pfeiffer, circa, Grease 2 or something

• Olivia Newton John, circa, Grease

• Leann Rimes, when she's 18

• Blonde chick from 'Too Close For Comfort'

• Hell, the mother from 'Too Close For Comfort'

• Ann Heche, while Ellen watches

• That chick from the 'Doritos' commericial

• Phyllis George back when she did football

• Shania Twain

• All the fembots

• The Snapple Lady, just kidding

• "Mary Jo" who gets killed at beginning of 'Disturbing Behavior'

• Mom at the rest area in 'Halloween H20'

• Elizabeth Ann Hilden, dude, I got chills up my spine

• Marley Shelton, played 'Brooke' in that Jennifer Love Hewitt flick, 'Trojan War'

• Sheri & Stasea Rosenblum, the $100 gamblers in 'Swingers'

• Rhona Mitra, the chick that plays 'Lara Croft' at gaming shows