My To Do List (started like 1998? so kinda dated)
Erin Andrews, my favorite sideline reporter, what a chest, what a face, what an ass
Jordan from that sucky MTV Sorority show, She's MINT
Summer Altice, heard her on Stern, .. pic damn she is HOT
Chick from "Bring it On", Eliza Dushku
Chick in "Traffic" who the crack dealer nailed, Erika Christensen
Chick who played Velma in the sucky Scooby Doo movie, Linda Cardellini
Chick from Survivor, Sarah? Nice tits?
Chick In "Jeepers Creepers" she gets hotter every time I watch that movie
Chick In "Planet of the Apes" and that race car movie, by the way "your movies suck"
Blond Chick in "Queer as Folk", I wanna try to turn her straight
Kim Catrall while the one who looks like Ruth Buzzi watches
Chick who use to play bass in Hole, Melissa something
Stern's gf Beth, who is using Stern to further her career, you go girl!
Chick in "40 days 40 nights", Shannyn Sossamon, lets throw Josh in the sack too, hee hee
Chick on "Un declared" who was in FHM, or Stuff, or Maxim, all the same right?
Chick On "The Fast & Furious" who was bangin Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel, just kidding
Chick On Regis and Kathy but not Kathy, the replacement, Kelly
Shakira, but i don't know any of her songs, I hate MTV
Mandy Moore, when she's blonde
James King, while I call her Jimmy
Ashley Harkleroad, when she's 18
Chick at Dunkin Donuts drive thru, on Second St.
Chick in Coyote Ugly that likes to fight, brunette one
Rachel Leigh Cook cuz she looks good sometimes
Red head from 'That 70s Show'
That Piper whats her name from Coyote Ugly, by the way, the Movie SUCKS
I guess any chick on the Maxim Hot 100
The hot chick from Survivor 2, Amy?
Drea de Matteo, chick who plays Chris's girlfriend on 'The Sopranos'
The hot chick from Temptation Island, Billy's bitch, what's her name?
Julia Stiles, chick in "save the last dance"
Jules Asner, chick on E!, While we are both on E
Molly Ringwald, now, not like from Sixteen Candles
Larisa Oleynik from "10 things I hate about you"
Chick in American Beauty, the one who wanted tits
Soccer chick who took off her shirt when they won
The other soccer chick, Mia Ham
Most US women's soccer team girls
Chick in Destiny's Child, the middle one who's daddy manages the group
Dennis Rodman in a wedding dress
Jenna from Survivor
Carson Daly, I'd make him my prison bitch
Muhammed Ali's daughter, the one who boxes
Guitarist chick from Kittie, (found out years later, Fallon Bowman)
Kirsten Dunst, man she is fucking hot
Saffron Burrows, hot chick from Deep Blue Sea, sharks on steroids
Joana Prado, chick who plays a Genie on a Brazilian TV Show
Leslie Stefanson, chick in 'The General's Daughter"
Christina Aguilera, when she's legal (that tells you how old this page is)
Sandra Nasic, lead singer of the 'Guano Apes', german band
Taye Diggs, just kidding, (now he's starring in that ground hog days show)
Nicole Kidman, finally started thinking she was hot
Ali Larter, hot chick from Varsity Blues
Pam Anderson, she's back with Tommy, she's natural again, she's dropping
Shannon Elizabeth, chick in 'American Pie'
Ricky Martin, Livin Livida Loco Licki Mi Cocko, just kidding.
Anna Kournikova, Sorry Pavel
Stephanie McMahon, she'll be worth TRILLIONS
Chick on 'Saving Private Ryan', grand daughter or something in cemetary, blonde.
Jaime Pressly, (formerly known as, "That blonde in "Can't Hardly Wait', nice rack, face")
Claire Danes, with her 'Mod Squad' hairdo
Jamie Lynn Sigler, Meadow Soprano, when she's 18
Shirley Manson of Garbage
Debbie Harry, when I was 14, and Blondie was BIG
Lin Shaye, (Magda from 'Something about Mary')
Jessica Lange, (King Kong) when I was 11
Sarah Silverman, cuz she is originally from around here
Jordanna Brewster (Chick from 'The Faculty')
Buffy with Felicity Watching
My 5th Grade Teacher, when I was in 5th grade
All the chicks JoeE has done
All the chicks Donny has done
Rachel Blanchard from the Clueless TV Show
Houston, the pornstar, not the city
Kimberly Paul, shit!!!
Cori Nadine, I love that tilted head poolside shot!
And the rest of the Golden Girls
Princess Di, shit, sorry
The lead singer all girl Swedish metal band, found out who she is
Victoria of the spice girls
Robin Quivers from Howard Stern
Howard in a dress
Monica Lewinsky, cuz of the celeb value
Raquel Welch, back in the 70's
The chick that looks like Marcia Brady
Marcia Brady, circa 1976
Teri Lynn Doss, Playboy, like 1988 or so
Hell, any chick that was a centerfold in Playboy
Fuck, any chick that was a centerfold in Penthouse
My homeroom teacher in 8th grade
Tonya Harding & Nancy Kerrigan, 3 some
Teen @ Dunkin Donuts Drive Thru in Londonderry, NH
Mrs. Howell from Gilligan's Island
Natasha Henstridge, the chick from Species
Stephanie Seymour, with Axl Rose crying in the corner
Jenny Jones, when she had big hair and fake tits
Kiana, the chick from Bodyshaping, is that still on?
Whisper from the Nitro Girls
Fuck, All The Nitro Girls
Sonny, now Tammy Lynn something from ECW
Sable, while she's suing the WWF
The chick in the movie, 'The Cube', the teen
Victoria Silver-someting, Playmate of the Year last year?
Tonya Knight, back in '88
Hell, Lenda Murray too
Francine from ECW
Linda Evangelista, even though my ex thinks she ugly
Katarina Witt, while in her skating outfit, skates on
Charlize Theron, who looks like Ashley Judd
The 2 chicks on Dawson's Creek, he's too much of a pussy
The chicks from 'Friends'
Whoever makes it to the 'Hawaiian Tropic Finals'
Denise Richards, in the pool
Carol O'Connor, shit, that's a dude, FORGET IT
The Tushy Girls
Nikki Cox on that UPN or WB show with the big rack
Mariah Carey, now that she's nuts
Lara Flynn Boyle
Fawcett, back in 1977
Vivica A. Fox
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Debbie Gibson, back in 1990
Bananarama, back in 1987
Jennifer Love Hewitt
The chick from 'The Craft' with nice full lips, and 'The Waterboy'
Joan Jett, back in 1984
Lisa Marie Presley
Sheryl Lee, hooker in John Carpenter's 'Vampires'
Both chicks from Weird Science, movie & tv show
Kate Winslet, she's slimming down, I like the accent
Sofie Formica, TV.COM Host, I use to like her on C-Net
Katrina Owens, use to be on QVC, like in 1991
Chick who played Hope on 'Days of our Lives', circa 1987
Carolt Alt, sorry Fred, she is a Super Model
Howard's hottest Intern
Jackie Martling's wife
The chick who played Howards wife
The chick who hosts the Playboy show, can I be more vague
Alyssa Milano, now don't sue me
Liv Tyler, with Bruce Willis walking in
Elizabeth Shue, in Las Vegas, while we are both drunk
Phoebe Cates, circa, Fast Times
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Angelina Jolie, but not if Jon Voight disappoves
Gwen Steffani, while she sings, "Don't Speak"
Gwenythe Paltrow, while she calls me 'Brad'
Serena Altshul, spelling? before the hair cut
The chick in the "Thriller" video
That chick that was a NYC cop, and got fired for posing
Jami Gertz, circa 1987, 'The Lost Boys'
Lisa Spoonhauer, "Caitlin Bree" in 'Clerks'
Stephanie Ittelson, Vegas Waitress in 'Swingers'
Brooke Langton, "Nikki" in 'Swingers'
Sharon Stone, circa 1992, 'Basic Instinct'
Bridgette Wilson, the chick in 'Billy Madison'
Elizabeth Montgomery, circa, 1973
Elizabeth Taylor, circa 1965
Linda Tripp, cuz no one else will
Catherine Zeta-Jones, chick in 'Mask Of Zorro'
Nastassja Kinski, but only a one night stand
The cast of 'The Facts Of Life" even Natalie and Mrs. G
Eva Gabor, circa 'Green Acres'
Barbara Eden, back in 1968, "I Dream Of Jeannie"
Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo, from 'Petticoat Junction'
Debra McMichaels, sorry Mongo, I'm only HUMAN, I'm mean Stone Cold, rumor
Demi Moore, circa, 'Striptease'
Bridgette Bardot, before I was born
Jasmine, one of the Videosecrets Girls
Vanity, back before she was 'reborn'
Bo Derek, back in '10'
The Gruesome Twosome, Marge's sisters
Bridgette Fonda, circa, 'Point of No Return'
Kelly McGillis, circa, 'Top Gun'
Melanie Griffith, in that movie where she's a hooker
Penny Price, former bodybuilder, circa 1989
Michelle Pfeiffer, circa, Grease 2 or something
Olivia Newton John, circa, Grease
Leann Rimes, when she's 18
Blonde chick from 'Too Close For Comfort'
Hell, the mother from 'Too Close For Comfort'
Ann Heche, while Ellen watches
That chick from the 'Doritos' commericial
Phyllis George back when she did football
All the fembots
The Snapple Lady, just kidding
"Mary Jo" who gets killed at beginning of 'Disturbing Behavior'
Mom at the rest area in 'Halloween H20'
Elizabeth Ann Hilden, dude, I got chills up my spine
Marley Shelton, played 'Brooke' in that Jennifer Love Hewitt flick, 'Trojan War'
Sheri & Stasea Rosenblum, the $100 gamblers in 'Swingers'
Rhona Mitra, the chick that plays 'Lara Croft' at gaming shows